What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 04:29
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
Do narcissists love their children?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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